Prepare for the falcon pawnch of list of questions.

1. Name: James
2. Nickname(s): Jase, Khran, Wanker...
3. Birthday: April 22nd 1989
4. That makes you: 20
5. Where were you born: Salisbury.
6. Location right now: On my bed. Naked.
7. Shoe size: 7-8?
8. How many piercings?: None.
9. Tattoos?: I might get my first this christmas...
10. When you wake up you're: going back to sleep.
11. When your about to sleep you're: looking at porn.
12. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
13. Chinese sign: Snake.
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: None now. I'M FREEEEE!

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: English, 1/4 Welsh, 1/8 Irish.
18. Hair colour: Dark blonde.
19. Eye colour: Greyish blue/green.
20. Weight: I haven't the foggiest.
21. Height: 5"10 I think? Maybe.
22. Braces? Nope.
23. Glasses? Uh uh.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Yep.
25. If so, who? <3333
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? I do have a girlfriend!
27. Who has a crush on you? I JUST SAID... Oh screw it.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Bugger off.
29. Who was your first kiss: My first girlfriend.
30. Who was your last: My current girlfriend.
31. Are you a virgin? HAH! No.
32. Ever had a threesome before? ... Not yet.
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? Your mom. Then your sister. Then both at the same time.
34. Have you ever been in love? Of course. Unless being in a relationship means she's my bitch.
35. Broken any hearts? Once... Maybe twice.
36. Got your heart broken? Yeah.
37. Ever liked a friend? Once.
38. What happened? Bitch stabbed me in the back.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: 3 I suppose.
40. How many were serious enough to count: Not counting my current? 1.
41. Who were those serious ones: Gomi Ishataki.
42. Funnest hook-ups: ... Probably Gomi. She's nuttier than a Snickers bar.
43. What made them different: She was like Colette from Tales of Symphonia. The dork would never stop apologizing.
44. What happened: We just split up.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: I ain't picking one above anyone else. That's very cruel. Fuck you! You make me sick! How can you live with yourself?! You disgust me!
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Eh... I dunno.
47. Ever been kissed: W00t~<3
48. Who do you want back: No one.
49. Who do you regret: Sod off.
50. Why: Because I hate you.

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Phenomenon by Thousand Foot Krutch.
52. Movie: I've got no idea.
53. Food: Anything full of MEAT!
54. Drink: Dr Pepper.
55. Store: Does [link] count?
56. Television show: House. Gotta be House.
57. Holiday: Poland. I get to be with <33333
58. Book: Goooood question...
59. Ice cream: Anything Ben & Jerry's.
60. Sweets: Anything. *OM NOM NOM*
61. Crisps: Prawn Cocktails.
62. Type of music: Rock, Alternative Rock and sometimes Metal.
63. Artist: A few, Nickelback was my first.
64. Word: Either "Bollocks!" or "Titties!"
65. Time of day: 2:45pm. Don't question me.
66. Dressing: Salad cream.
67. Alcoholic drink: Smirnoff Ice/Black Ice.
68. Colour(s): Red, blue, black and white. Sometimes gold. Blingin', bitch.
69. Piece of clothing: This little strand on my current shirt.
70. Character: Out of the majority of what?
71. Smell: Um... Meat?
72. Shampoo: Head 'n' Shoulders I guess?
73. Soap: W-What? Why?
74. Smiley: owo
75. Board game: DVD Movie Quiz.
76. Sport: I've got no clue.
77. Number: 15.
78. Quote: "You ruddy jackass." God bless you, House.
79. Animal: KITTIES! <333333
80. Actor: Film actor Johnny Depp. Voice actor Jim Cummings.
82. Vegetable: Peas.
83. Fruit: Apples.
84. Place to be: Florida beach.
85. Thing in your room: Xbox 360.
86. Gum: Anything spearmint.
87. Shape: Pentagram... Upside down. Buahahaha~
88. Country: Florida.
89. Mall: None.
90. Car: Anything that works well.
91. Boy's name: Jason.
92. Girl's name: Kate or Nicole.
93. Family member: My brother and sister.
94. Restaurant: Cosmo. *Drooooool*
95. Movie place: Empire Cinema.
96. Person to go to the movies with: None. *Sigh*
97. Noise: Unf unf unf!
98. Brand of shoe: ...?
99. Brand of clothing: Uhh...
100. Body part of a chicken: Breast. EL OH EL!
101. Swear word: Bollocks again!
102. Month: June.
103. Possession: Beeeeeed... *Cuddles into pillow*
104. Team: No team. T T
105. Season: Summer.
106. Radio station: None.
107. Magazine: Uh uh.
108. Favourite grade: Well F's wouldn't exactly be welcomed into MY records, thank you.
109. Least favourite grade: We're talking about the grades in school? Oh hell if I know, you american bastard!
110. Teacher: I ain't got a bloody clue.
111. Least favourite teacher: I got dozens.
112. Subject: Who we've had sex with.
113. Subject to talk about: Who we want to have sex with.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: It'd be sad if I didn't know that, wouldn't it?
115. Who's your dad?: The older and much hairier version of Tom Hanks, according to my girlfriend.
116. Any step-parents?: Nope.
117. Any brothers?: One.
118. Any Sisters?: One.
120. Coolest: My sis. She can be cute and fucking deadly in one go.
121. Loudest: Me. In bed.
122. Best relative: My brother and sister.
123. Worse relative: That creature in my home the law, and my parents, force me to call my "sister".
124. Do you get along with your parents? Muchly so.
125. With your siblings? Yep, love 'em.
126. Does anyone understand you? My siblings and girlfriend.
127. Do you have any pets?: Eeyep.
128. If so, what kind and name? Two cats, Keno and Alfie. Bloody nutters. Also got a little rat of a jack russel terrier called Molly. And we got a fucking boombox for a parrot known as Harry. We only recently took in my grandparents' dog Bodey because they're too old to take care of him.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: Snakes. Gotta fucking love snakes.
130. Can I be a part of your family? AH! BAD TOUCH! CALL THE POLICE!

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? No.
132. Did you drop out?: No!
133. Your current GPA: My... What? Bloody americans!
134. Do you buy or bring lunch? Both.
135. ABC's?: DEF's?
136. Favorite class: English. We watched quite a few movies.
137. Play any sports at school?: Some but I rarely took part.
138. Are you popular?: I used to be one of those kids you either bullied or just left alone to his own devices.
139. Favourite memory: Leaving school.
140. Most humiliating moment: Ugh... taking off some of my clothes for a few prissy and fucking moronic school girls.
141. Most funniest moment: Doing a tribute to "Is This The Way To Amarillo?" in the style of Peter Kay. I was Jason Voorhees.
142. Most scared moment: Every moment I was bullied.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Breast.
146. Dog: Style.
147. Christina Aguilera: Tits.
148. Ricky Martin: Rick Astley.
149. 50 cent: Pimp with guns.
15o. Poop: Dog.
151. Beach: Florida.
152. Desert: Egypt.
153. Water: The reef.
154. Osama: Beard.
155. Love: Aww~
156. Your little brother: ... MOOOOOM!
157. Butt: Secks.
158. Clowns: HONK HONK!
159. Wonder: Wall.
16o. Brown: Gordon. You fucking moron.
161. Banana: Penis.
162. Sex: Plz.
163. Parents: My first bullies.
164. Homosexuals: GET YUR TITS OUT, LOVE!
165. God: Berry. King of the Juice!

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: HAH no.
167. Heaven: In my pants, yes.
168. Devil: Nope.
169. Hell: When life is.
170: Boogy man: I have a closet... o_o;
171. Closet Monsters: I HAVE A CLOSET! O_O;;;
172. Fortune tellings: Sometimes.
173. Magic: I wish.
174. Love at first sight: Boobs.
175. Ghosts: Paranoia mostly.
176. Voo-doo dolls: If only...
177. Reincarnation: Eh... Speculating.
178. Yourself: Um... *Twiddles thumbs*

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No.
180. Do drugs: Nope.
181. Drink alcohol: Sometimes.
182. Cuss: Holy titty twisters, Batman!
183. Sing in the shower: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER~!
184. Like school: Sod off.
185. Want to get married: One day.
186. Type with all of your fingers: If anyone types with two fingers I will fucking whip them to shit.
187. Think you're attractive: Not really. I guess a little.
188. Drink and drive: *Hic* Honeshtly offisher. I only 'ad the one... But seriously, I don't drive yet.
189. Snore: Probably.
190. Sleep walk: How would I know? o.o
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Sometimes.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: *Sigh* Yes...
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Almost.
194. Told that person how you felt: Just once.
195. Been arrested: Nope.
196. Gone to jail or juve: No.
197. Skateboarded: WAH! *Crack* Ow...
198. Skinny dipped: WHOO! *Jumps* Nope.
199. Rock climbed: God I miss rock climbing...
200. Killed someone: GTA MOTHER FUCKER! *BA-BUMP!* But seriously, no.
201. Watched porn: I'm on the internet typing this shit, aren't I?
202. Gone on a road trip: No.
203. Went out of the country: Yeah.
204. Talked back to an adult: Fuck off you hairy dog's cock!
205. Broken a law: Hehehehe~
206. Got pulled over: I DON'T DRIVE MORON!
208: Cried to get out of trouble: >w>
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: I never had the opportunity to offer it...
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Maybe once. Or twice.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Lol, look at that kid eating my hotdog.
213. Moon someone: Nope.
214. Shop-lifted: <w<
215. Worked at McDonald's: Didn't even last a 13 hours!
216. Eaten a dog: Ew! Freak!
217. Give money to a homeless person: No, told the bastards to get off my fucking lawn.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: I could answer with an American Pie joke here.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: No!
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: No!
222. Done drugs: NO!
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: NOOOOO!
224. Slap someone for being stupid: I've been slapped for being stupid, does that count?
225. Had cyber sex: Now I'm gonna insert my footlong into your buns here.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: God what I'd give for long hair and giant boobs! Maybe I'd keep the penis.
227. Caught someone doing something: Hey! That person's doing something!
228. Played a game that removes clothing: I've yet to play proper Strip Poker.
229. Cried during a movie: A few.
230. Cried over someone: Yeah...
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Once.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Once again.
233. Ran away from home: Once more again.
234. Cheated on a test: Four in a row! YAHTZEE!

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Yes.
236. Sky dive: YES!
237. Swim with dolphins: Already have. Hah! In your face!
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Oooh, boobies. *SLAPPED* I mean no. xx;
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Um...
240. Lie to the police: Depends on the circumstance.
241. Run from the police: FUUUUCK FOUR STARS!
242. Lie to your parents: Eeeeh yeah.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No! Fuck you!
244. Be an exotic dancer: Check this out, ladies! *Wiggle*
245. Fuck a donkey for 1, 000, 000: *Durex* All set!

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: A little.
247. Loud: FUCK YEEEES!
248. Nice: I like to be.
249: Outgoing: I'm more than I used to be.
250: Quiet: Sometimes.
251. Mean: A little.
252. Emotional: I can be.
253. Sensitive: Most of the time.
254. Gay: No.
255. Strong: Pfft, yeah right.
256. Weak: *Sigh*...
257. Caring: I like to be.
258. Dangerous: Gimme a knife and we'll see what happens.
259. Crazy: It's time to unleash my body parts and fuck Sonic like a bug!
260. Spontaneous: COMBUSTION! *Boom!*
261. Funny: Not really.
262. Sweet: I like to be.
263. Sharing: MINE!
264. Responsible: God I'm bad at stuff.
265. Trustworthy: Truuuust meeee~
266. Open-minded: I try to.
267. Creative: I guess I am.
268. Cute: Pwease~?
269. Slick: Ew.
270. Smart: Not really.
271. Dumb: Can you only answer no to this question?
272. Evil: Cling clang clang scraaaaape, Pyramid Head has come to rape~
273. Ghetto: I be pimpin'.
274. Classy: I do say, this quiz is awfully dreadful! *Monocle*
275. Photogenic: Wut?
276. Dependable: Depends.
277. Greedy: OM NOM NOM! Sometimes... *Burp*
278. Ugly: I dunno.
279. Messy: I bathe!
280. Neat: Sometimes.
281. Perverted: GET YUR TITS OUT LOVE!
282. Silly: Why is my beautiful ass drifting off into deep spaghetti?!
283. A Bitch: I'm my girlfriend's. *Whine* TwT
284. A Good Listener: I'm sorry, wut?
285. A Fighter: *In a pin* SHE WON'T STOP BEATING ME! TwT
286. A Party Animal: Whenever I get invited to parties... *Sigh*
287. A Game Freak: FFFFFFFUCK YOU SEGA!
288. A Computer Freak: *Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap* Huh?

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: None.
290. Dream house: A nice big place fit for four people and the addition of two little ankle biters.
291. Husband/Wife: I'm counting on it.
292. Kids: Two. JUST two. But god I hate kids.
293. Names: Koji and Nicole.
294. Pets: Dogs and cats.
295. Car: Family car.
296. Age you would want to get married: Mid twenties I suppose.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid:
298. Honeymoon: Florida.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Gomi.
300. Known the longest: Gomi!
301. Craziest: GOMI! H-H-HAT TRICK!
302. Loudest: No idea.
303. Shyest: Once again I've no clue.
304. Best hair: Gomi. God dammit girl, what'd you do to it?!
305. Best eyes: Ain't got enough I've met personally to decide.
306. Best body: See above.
307. Most Athletic: See above!
308. Hot-Tempered: FUCKING HELL SEE ABOVE!
309. Most impatient: RRRGH!
310. Shortest: I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS! STOP RUBBING IT IN!
311. Tallest: That's it.
312. Skinniest: Screw you guys.
313. Best singer: I'm going home.
314. Funniest: *Walks off*
315. Can always make you laugh: ...
316. Wish you talked to more: ...
317. Wish you saw more: ...
318. Who drives you insane after a while: ... You still here?
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: *Sigh*
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Piss off.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: No one...
322. Who is like your family: Gomi's been a kinda very close buddy the sort you'd find in a cousin maybe.
323. How many friends do you have? I know personally? ... One.
324. How many are really close? ... Just the one.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Donut.
326. Thing you drank: Smirnoff Ice.
327. Thing you wore: Clothes.
328. Thing you did: Answer the above questions.
329. Place you went: Work.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: None.
331. Person you saw: Taxi driver who dropped me off.
332. Person you hugged: My girlfriend...
333. Person you kissed: See above.
334. Person you fucked: See above!
335. Person you talked to online: SEE ABOVE!
336. Person you talked to on the phone: GOD DAMMIT SEE ABOVE!
337. Song you heard: Go go Power Rangers!
338. Show you saw: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. OH GOD!
339. Time you fought with your parents: Maybe last week? The week before?
340. Time you fought with a friend: Yeeeaaars ago...
341. Words you said: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO TYPE!"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing.
344. What are you drinking: Smirnoff Ice.
345. What are you thinking: Tits.
346. What are you wearing: ... Seriously, die.
347. What are you doing: Answering these stupidly long questions.
349. Hair: Juuuust right~
351. Listening to: Spongebob Squarepants downstairs.
352. Talking to anyone: No one... *Sigh*
353. Watching anything: Nope.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No.
355. Are you a carnivore: No.
356. Are you heterosexual: ... Um...
357. Do you like penguins: Lol penguins are so funny.
358. Do you write poetry: No.
359. Do you see stupid people: Oh hello! owo *Mirror*
360. You + Me = Sod off.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: The who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: SWINE FLU LOL!
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes. <3
364. Are you from Afghanistan: ALLAAAAAAHHHH! *Boom!*
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Tits.
366. Are you a zombie: *Om nom nom* ...Huh?
367. Am i annoying you: Yes...
368. Do you bite your nails: No.
369. Can you cross your eyes: >w<
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: When I can be bothered.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: BAD TOUCH!

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer.
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring.
374. Shakira or Britney: They have tits, right?
375. MTV or VH1: I need a TV first.
376. Black or White: Personally I prefer Smooth Criminal.
377. Yellow or Pink: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil.
381. Cold or Hot: Sexy.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos mostly.
383. Inside or Outside: But I always wear condoms...
384. Weed or Alcohol: *Glug glug glug*
385. Coke or Pepsi: They're both the same aren't they? OH FUCK IT'S MI5!
386. Tape or Glue: Spit or Swallow?
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: That was never covered in Sex Education.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Depends.
389. About boy bands: Fucking Jonas Brothers.
390. About suicide: So THAT'S where they get their bombers.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: FALCON PAWNCH!
392. About teen pregnancy: I think it's the best comedy in life. I laugh so much because these people have no future.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Having sex maybe.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: ... I fucking hate you.
395. About gay men: Teh awesomez.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Uh uh.
397. Current weather right now: Sunny~
398. Current time: 4:36 pm
399. Any shout outs: SOD OFF!
400. Last thoughts: Finally done!